At 75 years old, Rep. John Murtha thinks John McCain -- three years his junior -- is too old to be President.
Of course it's unsurprising that Murtha, a Democrat, would prefer a younger candidate to McCain. Then again, Hillary Clinton, whom Murtha reportedly supports, is 61. If Murtha really preferred a younger candidate, he should probably think about supporting Barack Obama, who is 47.
But at least we know Murtha's been watching the Colbert Report.