Own the Gold

The United States can have all the silver and bronze that it wants. When it comes to gold, Canada owned the podium.

Congratulations to Canada's hockey teams, as well as all of its victorious athletes, and any who were privileged enough to proudly represent their country in the first place

And That Makes 5

Congratulations to our men's junior hockey team for a fifth well-earned championship!

You've done our country proud 30,000,000 times over.

Congratulations to Our Victorious Athletes

...And even to those who weren't. Thank you for giving Canadians everywhere a sliver of pride in the otherwise shameful affair of the Beijing Olympics.

Congratulations to the Golden Bears

University of Alberta claims University Cup championship #13

Congratulations are clearly in order for all the players and staff of the University of Alberta Golden Bears, as the storied hockey club emerged as national champions for the 13th time in their history, and third championship in four years.

Congratulations, gentlemen.

Canada Four-peats at World Junior Hockey Championships

Let the drive for five begin

It took a little bit of extra work, but Canada defeated Sweden 3-2 in Overtime to claim its fourth consecutive World Junior Hockey Championship.

Congratulations, gentlemen. The country is truly proud of you -- again.

Congratulations to the Saskatchewan Roughriders

Their fans certainly deserve it.

18 years is a long time for a team to wait for a championship win in an eight-team league.

Unfortunately, my fellow Eskimos fans and I will have to figure out joke to denigrate the 'Riders that doesn't refer to a bra.

Back to the old drawing board...