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Charlie Sheen challenges non-9/11 "truth"ers to a debate

Yesterday, on the eighth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, Charlie Sheen decided he has a bone to pick with media commentators.

Sheen, a central figure in the 9/11 "truth" movement, has come out of the woodwork to challenge Meghan McCain, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to a public debate about 9/11. He wants that debate to take place on Larry King live.

The general intellectual abortion that is the 9/11 "truth" movement aside, this is a proposal that should be slid into the "be careful what you ask for because you just might get it" file.

Charlie Sheen -- forever parroting Alex Jones-flavoured stupidity -- is probably one of the few people who could be subjected to Bill O'Reilly's famous "O'Reilly treatment" and not elicit so much as an ounce of public sympathy.

Discussing Sheen's challenge on The View, Meghan McCain noted that Sheen's challenge may simply be wrought from Sheen's bitterness over having some of the skeletons in his own closet poked at.

"I quoted Charlie Sheen yesterday about his experience with prostitutes, so really you're the one I should be listening to about 9/11?" McCain asked. "I am not going to take my political advice from Charlie Sheen."

"McCain's sophomoric reliance on attacking Sheen on the foundation of decades old events in his personal life, while failing to address even one of the 20 pieces of evidence raised in his letter to Obama, is typical of the media response to Sheen's challenge thus far," Sheen complained via a press release.

The problem for Sheen and company is that their theories have been addressed and demolished -- at length. Yet they never learn.

They continually base their theories on grainy, shadowy and distant videos taken of the event -- consider the general stupidity that swirls around the Building Seven collapse -- that contradict the testimony of eye witnesses at the scene.

Yet Sheen, Jones and their fellow 9/11 "truth"ers continually fling themselves into the flames, much like lemmings following each other over a cliff.

"Let's do it," Sheen said on the Alex Jones show. "I issue the challenge to debate Meghan McCain, Rush Limbaugh, Sen Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, bring them all, Bob Mcilvaine and I will join you on Larry King Live and you guys bring whatever you've got ...and we'll show up with the truth and we'll just see how it goes - we're not hiding."

Frankly, it would be hard to hide stupidity of Charlie Sheen's magnitude.

Hopefully, Larry King, Meghan McCain, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity accept Sheen's challenge. It would make for very satisfying theatre for those fed up with the delusions of 9/11 "truth".