I would like to issue a formal apology.
Since posting the video below, I've come to realize that it could be misconstrued as an attempt to make mockery of terrible, terrible actors.
That is not and never was my intention.
I'd like to sincerely apologize to all bad actors who, like Linsday Stewart, are a miserable failure at their chosen profession but, unlike Lindsay Stewart, aren't a miserable failure at life, and at being a human being. It certainly wasn't my intention to insult them by comparing them to the contemptible waste of human existence that is Lindsay Stewart.