Wednesday, December 30, 2009

God Hates... Terrible Music?

Westboro Baptist Church protests pop star

If one were to ask Reverend Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church, one could quickly learn that God hates an awful lot of people these days.

Homosexuals, dead American soldiers, Sweden (the whole country), Barack Obama, and... Lady Gaga.

"‘Art’ and ‘fashion’ are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of ‘lady’ is sound only if she tacks on ‘of the night,’ thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she’d like to pretend otherwise, there’s nothing new or different about this particular hussy’s pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God’s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!”

All this being said, if all it takes to keep Fred Phelps and his congregation from spewing their hateful message in regards to issues of actual consequence is terrible music, maybe Lady Gaga's on to something after all.

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